Nether Portal Ninja Warriors Minecraft SMP

Nether Portal Ninja Warriors Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the motto is “No Pussy No Work”! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.

– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.

– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!

– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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