| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9292 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 293 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 800 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 511 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8475 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 608894 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 139 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4124 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8599 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6899 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5591 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7478 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7722 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1906 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3265 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6484 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3692 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
