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so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

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  • GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

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  • McBurgersNoMore

    McBurgersNoMore
    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

    NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}
    Server Information
    Nova Anarchy
    Features
    • Hacking is allowed
    • Griefing is allowed
    • Base building
    • PvP
    • No resets ever
    • Chat is not moderated
    • No bans
    • Already 243GB of data on the server
    • Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

    Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is hacking allowed on this server?Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
    Can I grief other players’ builds?Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
    Is PvP enabled on the server?Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
    Will the server ever reset?No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
    Is there any moderation in the chat?No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
    Can I get banned on the server?No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

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  • CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

    CraftyGrannyDaycareBan
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

    Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

    Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

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  • DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP
    OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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