join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

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  • MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

    MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders
    come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

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  • Asshole to Asshole Craft

    Asshole to Asshole Craft
    so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

    if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

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  • Cobbleton Forever

    Cobbleton Forever

    Overview

    Description
    A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

    Quick Info

    IP
    play.cobbleton.com

    Links

    About Us

    • Pouches and backpacks
    • Portal Scrolls for teleportation
    • Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
    • Tons of quality of life changes
    • Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
    • Various world types like resource and creative
    • No P2W mechanics

    Join Today

    If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

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  • SisFreeRidesNoMore

    SisFreeRidesNoMore
    Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

    Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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