Nermitcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	935
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	609676
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1316	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	382	Emeralds Found:	9565
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mines Excavated:	2392
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8569
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Emeralds Found:	2721	Towns Built:	8

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2