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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6163 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).
