Nerdcrafteria

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	4584	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	6750
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA!

Server IP: mc.Nerdcrafteria.com

Minecraft version: 1.17.1

Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfightersfor Nerdfighters!

Players work together to create a fun environment for everyone. Our server has multiple worlds including a monster-free main world featuring an economy plugin and purchasable plots, a monthly-resetting resource world where you can gather things to sell to our Admin shop, as well as survival, skyblock and creative worlds for you to enjoy!

Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers. The server was founded in September 2012. Our focus is on promoting a fun family gaming environment for all, while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck! A registered non-profit with the goal of making the world a better place!

Nerdcrafteria is a family friendly, PG oriented server. Anyone may log in, but you will be asked to accept our Code of Conduct upon joining. By accepting you agree to follow our rules and help us maintain the kind and welcoming atmosphere we’ve all grown accustomed to for almost a decade! Our motto is: DFTBA!

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Awesome

While Nerdcrafteria is owned and paid for entirely by Hank Green, we do have a Donation storeWhere you will find various perks and boons you can donate toward!

100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease World Suck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases, and read the Terms and Conditions before sending in any donations!

More Information can be found on our website at Nerdcrafteria.comon our Discord and by watching our server tour video!

We hope to see you on the server!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Runes Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Farms Harvested:	383
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	2742	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	931

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3993
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1318
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Towns Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).