Minecraft Genblock Server: Craft, explore and survive on generated blocks in a unique world!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3835 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 828201 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 769 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 430 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
