Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

    Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

    Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

    But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crops Grown: 9463 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

    Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn
    Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

    But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 253 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 New Chunks Explored: 234155
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dimension Hops: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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