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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4745 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Farms Harvested: | 970 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.
And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!