NephewCraft: Disney Denial | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	146
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	9111
Divine Spears Created:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you on a journey more epic than a trip to Disney World with entitled nephews!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while dodging tantrums from entitled players who think they deserve to be included in every aspect of your gaming experience. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Forget about planning a family vacation, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who needs a trip to Disney World when you can have a once in a lifetime experience on our server? Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you or send Bible verses to convince you to include entitled players in your gaming adventures.

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, join our server today. Who needs Disney World when you can have a virtual adventure like no other?

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8243

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimension Hops:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magic Items Found:	6943	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8861	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3805	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Towns Built:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Animals Bred:	124
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	4076
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!