NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6220
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Emeralds Found:	4718
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Villages Defended:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7032	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	111
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.