NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dragon Eggs Found:	9870	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8346
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	561
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	67243	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	797	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	879333
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	6249
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	303

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

BLOCK, Earth, Earthsmp, Kiwismp, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, tiktok, Wars

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

SurvivalSMP Experience

SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	4285

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Violet SMP

Economy, Survival

Violet SMP:

– Friendly Community – Easy To Use Commands – Discord Server – Land Claims – Donator Perks – Homes – One-Chop Trees – AFK Allowed – Free: EnderXP Farm

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9956	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).