| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1648 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 202 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Welcome to Neoxacraft.
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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2428 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3922 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2570 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7944 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1534 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 444 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 227 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 7961 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 768 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6310 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Mines Excavated: | 1754 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4282 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5244 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 9894 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Votes: | 1037 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2211 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 277 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4455 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Votes: | 9310 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9155 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Votes: | 6701 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2941 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 679 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9828 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 178 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Votes: | 577 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9326 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
