Neotopia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	383	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7134	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	6122
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	499	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	231
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	466
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Animals Bred:	117	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4