Neotopia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4480
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	61	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchantments Applied:	55	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Farms Harvested:	168	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Items Found:	1774
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8080
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	289315	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6900	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Farms Harvested:	326
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	149	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8284
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	245	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Towns Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	2678	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	8