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DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ores Mined: 3969
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 222
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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