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DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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