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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crops Grown: 6015
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Emeralds Found: 2059 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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