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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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