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BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	981	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Votes:	3198
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	3967
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2732

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Divine Spears Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	887	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	202
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	895535
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	4841	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Farms Harvested:	607
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ores Mined:	988
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	1878
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Farms Harvested:	118
Dragons Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1771	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	4060
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1459	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Brain Ageing Accelerator

Accelerator, ageing, Blood flow, Brain, brain ageing, brain function, brain health, brain health exercises, brain health foods, brain health research, brain health supplements, brain health tips, cardiovascular health, cognitive decline, Poor vascular health, vascular health, vascular health exercises, vascular health foods, vascular health research., vascular health supplements, vascular health tips

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Potions Brewed:	161
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5