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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2772 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8469 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!