| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1212 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3356 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7682 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9006 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5160 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 922 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6972 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5401 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 397918 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7462 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 941 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3198 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 166 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7771 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 70 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Votes: | 5754 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 600 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7477 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9007 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5713 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6970 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9956 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 947990 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5573 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9807 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5381 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 6328 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
