| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
65.108.99.34:12518
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7224 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 158 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5292 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8457 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 156 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4738 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 979076 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1238 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2654 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 243 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3644 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1931 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 5182 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5176 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 836711 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5864 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4315 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8363 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7029 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 98 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8636 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 133 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1792 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
