| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2907 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 274 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 9838 |
play.neodium.fr
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1486 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 503001 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 605 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 817 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 265 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7752 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1545 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1152 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8038 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5966 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5032 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5255 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Ores Mined: | 5682 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 884 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 190 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1004 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6740 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8948 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5298 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5145 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8118 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3998 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
