| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4838 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3111 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5165 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7366 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2992 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7845 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7091 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9614 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8512 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8855 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3528 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2318 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1132 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6692 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5453 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4472 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2365 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8839 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4367 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4540 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 260 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7759 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2071 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3018 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
