NeoCraft Realm 1.20

beer on draft, bite to eat, Bored at Work, Chat, going through a lot, Homewood, keep me busy, Lassens Tap, NeoCraft, never on here, new friends, Realm, slow day, text me

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	3524
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey guys, my name is Brad! I need new friends because my cat won’t talk to me anymore. Text me at +1 (708) 803-5412, I promise I won’t send you weird memes…maybe.

I’ll be at Lassens Tap in Homewood until close, come chat with me or keep me busy by listening to my conspiracy theories about llamas ruling the world.

Join this Minecraft server for a chance to build a virtual beer on draft or eat a pixelated bite to eat. I’ll be bored at work all day, so come entertain me with your best Minecraft jokes and creations. Let’s make this server lit like a creeper explosion!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Emeralds Found:	927	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	18

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8260
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	596	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	232379
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	236
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4660
Buildings Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	9875	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	525
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6545	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?