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ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3909	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9199
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2813	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	5603
Void Armor Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7702
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2491
New Chunks Explored:	270431	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4161	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2920	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	893	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	477
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	106
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	2697
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0