NeighborRageCraft

Have you ever had a neighbor who stole your diamonds in Minecraft and then built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off right outside your base? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond-stealing, no giant middle finger statues” policy! Join us and never worry about pesky neighbors ruining your day again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns griefers into adorable baby pandas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky pandas!
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””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.
So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!
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HeritageCraft
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom! -
MomCraftedMadness
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.