Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sturdy as my neighbor’s fence plans? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to deliver epic builds and crazy adventures – no shady suppliers involved, we swear!

Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

Don’t be like my neighbor and take unnecessary risks – join our server where guarantees are our middle name. Plus, we offer a special discount for anyone who’s ever been swindled by a fence-building scheme. So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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