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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Enchantments Applied: 292 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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