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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 787 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 119 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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