NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3836	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5974	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3460
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mines Excavated:	4942

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Emeralds Found:	9484
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Votes:	4479	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Farms Harvested:	146
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	1894
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1064
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3028	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1190	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	568
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5041	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	177604	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	393

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever