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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7486 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6499 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!
Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!