NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension Hops:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5738

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	686	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1629

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Potions Brewed:	150	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	6044
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?