Neckbeard Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GreenFlagCraft

compatibility, compromise, emotional intelligence, good communication, Green flag, GreenFlagCraft, growth, Happiness, healthy dynamic, Honesty, long term potential, love, loyalty, mutual respect, positive sign, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if your green flag is riding pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Void Gems Collected:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyPixelAppleLand

Apple, Competition, consumer choice, CraftyPixelAppleLand, digital market, digital rights, EU regulations, EU warning, european union, Ios, iPhone, market dominance, mobile devices, mobile operating system, operating system, regulatory compliance, Smartphone, software, Software Development, tech industry, Technology

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7729	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5826	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6831	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1099

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	8582
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	253278

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4359
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4