Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8678
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Mystic Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Ave Mujica, bad attitude, character analysis, confusion, criticism, Haven, horrible person, judgement, lack of understanding, Missing something, mystic, negative vibes, Nyamu, odd behavior, perplexed, perplexing behavior, puzzling behavior, questionable actions, questioning behavior, strange behavior, unexplained behavior, unexplained hostility

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	6915	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because Nyamu is like the ultimate villain there, causing chaos and drama for no reason at all. It’s like watching a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowing up everywhere. Trust me, you won’t be bored for a second on this server. Plus, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans Nyamu will pull next. It’s like a reality show on steroids, but in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, join now!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, CheaterCraft, Cheating, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding attendance dilemma, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding perspective

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a real-life trashy reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating bosses, drunken security guards, and ambulance calls in parking garages.

But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?

Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Villages Defended:	14

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ores Mined:	6058	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	2152	Divine Spears Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	7934
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5389	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	7539	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3570	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6442
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4599
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!