Neanderthal Disco Party | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can hang out with neanderthals? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got a whole new line of neanderthals that evolved in a totally different way than the other ones in europe.

imagine mining with a neanderthal buddy who’s like, “ugh ugh, let’s find diamonds together, ugh ugh.” it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, these neanderthals are super smart cuz they got that ancient dna swag going on.

so come join us on dis server and uncover the mysteries of these new neanderthals. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret neanderthal city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Bot Forge Quest 1.20.3

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Join our Minecraft server and become a r9k-bot! We have all the answers to your existential questions like what video-game system to buy and what anime to consume. Plus, our server has the best selection of goon-worthy porn to satisfy all your desires. And don’t even get me started on the food options – we have virtual feasts that will transport you to another dimension. Don’t question reality, just join us and let the chaos ensue!

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BullyFreeZone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and intrigue await at every turn! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of club politics, where body shaming and teacher betrayals run rampant.
Become a voting delegate and witness the power struggles unfold before your very eyes. Will you stand up for yourself like a true hero, or will you let others dictate your fate?

But fear not, for our server is a safe haven for those who have been wronged. Join us and find solidarity among fellow players who understand the struggles of dealing with toxic individuals.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that we have virtual cookies waiting for you at our spawn point. Because nothing heals a wounded soul like a good old-fashioned Minecraft cookie. So come on in and let the adventure begin!

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PizzaPirate420

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Just like the mystery pizza that showed up at my apartment, you never know what surprises await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or encounter a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance with you.
Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the saga of the mystery pizza. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate over who has the right to claim a block of land as their own, just like my roommate and I argued over the pizza.

So come join us for a pizza-fueled adventure unlike any other! Who needs to order food when you can feast on the excitement of our Minecraft server instead?

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USpoliticsMinecraftSMP

activism, CHANGE, current events, Democracy, discrimination, Division, Government, horrified, INEQUALITY, injustice, News, polarization, Politics, PROTESTS, racism, Social Issues, solidarity, united states, Unrest, USpoliticsMinecraftSMP, violence

OMG guys, forget about the U.S drama and come join our Minecraft SMP! We have llamas that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base filled with talking chickens. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! #MinecraftSMP #CrazyFun #SirOinksalotFTW 🐷💎🚀

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GapCraft: Pro vs Noob

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Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked in Minecraft by players who seem to have superhuman skills? Look no further than our server, where the skill gap between the best and the average player is as wide as the Grand Canyon!
Join us and witness epic battles between players who can build entire castles in seconds and those who struggle to even mine a single block. It’s like watching a professional athlete take on a toddler in a game of basketball – except with creepers and diamond swords!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can either dominate like a Minecraft god or fail spectacularly like a noob, come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of victory and the agony of defeat!

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CraftyCourtBanter

Court, CraftyCourtBanter, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, illegitimate, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, Politics, president trump, sanctions, trump, Trump administration, united states, US government, US sanctions, War Crimes

So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!

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Avoid People, Avoid Me

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join our server and you’ll never have to worry about self esteem again! our community is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll feel like a minecraft superstar in no time!
we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits. trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before!

our admins are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. they’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the best time ever.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. we can’t guarantee this is true, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

so come join our server and let your self esteem soar to new heights. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

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Flagged Keywords Fun Server

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it has da most CRAZY builds u ever seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers to make dem explode in rainbow colors. it’s like a disco party but with more BOOM.

and if dat ain’t enough to convince u, we have a petting zoo with mutant animals like a pig wit wings and a cow dat shoots lasers from its eyes.

so come join us on dis server and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures in all of minecraft! u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a rainbow creeper. but dat’s just part of da fun, right?

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LunarVeil SMP

Abilities, Adventurer, Balanced, Challenges, chill vibes, Community, Economy, Events, FAIRPLAY, Friendly, lunarveil, nostalgic, Relaxing, Shops, Skills, smp, Solo, THRIVING, Towny, Trade, Veteran, Welcoming

LunarVeil SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	LunarVeil SMP
Server Type
Server IP	play.lunarveil.fun
Server Version	1.21.4

Features:

Towny – Build and manage your own town, form nations, and grow your community!
mcMMO – Level up your skills and unlock unique abilities.
Balanced Economy – Trade with players, run shops, and make money through jobs.
No Pay-to-Win – Everyone plays fair—earn your progress through gameplay.
Active Events – Weekly in-game events, community challenges, and more!
Friendly & Chill Vibes – Hang out, build, and enjoy a relaxing SMP experience.

Got your attention? What are you waiting for? Join us here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is the server beginner-friendly?	Yes, our community is welcoming to everyone, whether you’re a veteran or new to Minecraft!
Are there in-game events?	Yes, we have weekly in-game events, community challenges, and more!
Is there a player-driven economy?	Yes, we have a balanced economy where you can trade with players, run shops, and make money through jobs.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone plays fair and earns progress through gameplay.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can build and manage your own town, form nations, and grow your community using Towny.

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Bro, forget about Alita, come join our Minecraft server! We got new chapters of epicness being released every day! And guess what? We have flying pigs as mounts in the game! Like, who even needs Alita when you can ride a majestic flying pig into battle? Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join!

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CraftyConquest Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as applying to artist alley tables at conventions with a friend? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!
Just like getting rejected from every convention except one, our server will keep you on your toes with its unique challenges and surprises. You never know what’s coming next, just like you never know if you’ll actually get that artist alley table!

And just like the dilemma of whether to break a promise to your friend, our server will test your moral compass and decision-making skills. Will you choose to go solo and pursue your own success, or stick with your friend and face the consequences together?

Join us now for an adventure that’s more intense than navigating the world of artist alley tables at conventions. Who knows, you might just find the ultimate success or face the ultimate rejection – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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LineLlamaLands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos ensues just like on that delayed flight! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy encounters with other players.
Imagine blocking the entire virtual aisle until a family of players de-planes, causing chaos and confusion among others. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

And don’t worry, we have plenty of Good Samaritans ready to yell at you for not bonding with them on the flight. Who knew moms in Minecraft are never respected by the public either? It’s a whole new level of virtual reality drama!

So come join us on our server, where awkward moments and unexpected twists await you at every turn. Who needs a plane when you can experience all the excitement right here in Minecraft? See you in the game!

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HeartbreakCraft SMP

HeartbreakCraft, smp

Yo, so like, forget about your ex and come join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got diamonds for days and creepers that twerk, bro. Like, seriously, this server is so wild, we once had a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of cobblestone. It was epic, dude.
So yeah, if you’re looking to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of crazy gamers, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on the weekends. Yeah, I know, it’s insane. But hey, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your ex totally jealous.

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DumbCraft: Noob Alert!

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If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet, obviously! Our server is so smart, it once outsmarted a creeper by convincing it that exploding was so last season. Join us for epic adventures, mind-bending puzzles, and the chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a wizard. Don’t be a square, join our server and show off your big brain (or at least pretend like you have one)!

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UkranianSingerFellOutWindowSuicide

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Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a Russian soap opera! Our players are so wild, they make pro-Ukrainian singers look tame. You never know what will happen next, maybe someone will “fall out of a window” and call it a suicide just for fun! So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

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