Neanderthal Disco Party | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3793	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Emeralds Found:	8461	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2362
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	192
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6278	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	3364	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Animals Bred:	143
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Votes:	4632	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	347	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	3928
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2