NaziMassacre83MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CelebLoverMC SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Farms Harvested:	716	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2141

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockBusterCraft

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So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Doomscrolling Drive Time

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u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2630	Dimension Hops:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5037	Mines Excavated:	3002
Enchantments Applied:	230	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	143	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2