so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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