| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9858 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8503 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1293 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Votes: | 7445 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.
Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9957 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1242 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7663 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.
Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 503 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 898 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!
And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5469 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.
Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5057 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7045 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4193 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 64 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8643 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8148 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6678 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Votes: | 2080 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7605 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4231 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.
Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6751 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
