| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8448 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7301 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1805 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 175770 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.
But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.
so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9474 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 466 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Ores Mined: | 9596 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!
Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 920 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3843 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 218 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.
At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7280 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 149 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4235 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.
so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4194 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7588 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | January 11, 2025 |
| Time | 12 PM Eastern |
| Community Focus | Hermitcraft-Inspired |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods | The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks |
| Proximity Chat | Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience |
| Live Server Map | Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures |
| Game Enhancements | Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel |
| Requirement | Description |
|---|---|
| Mic Required | Proximity chat is core part of experience |
| Age | 18+ Only for mature and respectful community |
| Minecraft Edition | Java Edition required, no cracked accounts |
| Fabric Version | Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support |
NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.
An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.
NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9508 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?
And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?
Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.
Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.
Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?
Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7996 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!
Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1098 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 17491 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 425 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2529 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 177 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3530 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?
So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3924 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2892 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.
so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
