NavyCraft: Pinoy Pwnage Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China Coast Guard, collision at sea, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, injured, international relations, maritime incident, maritime security, military confrontation, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval patrol, naval vessel, navy officer, NavyCraft, Philippines, PINOY, pwnage, RAMMING, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Votes:	3954	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so crazy, they make the China Coast Guard look like a bunch of noobs? One time, a navy officer from the Philippines got rammed so hard by our players that he thought he was in a whole new dimension! Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town.

Dreams of Sarah 1.21

attractiveness, beauty standards, Boundaries, consent, desirability, dreams, Evaluation, fuckable, Individuality, judgment, objectification, Opinions, personal preference, physical appearance, Rate, Respect, sarah, Sarah Rukaj, self worth, sexual appeal, societal standards, Thoughts

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG, forget about that, have you heard about this Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses? It’s like a psychedelic trip into a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in a pixelated world. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond armor that makes you invincible (almost).

You’ll never get bored with our custom mini-games like “TNT Spleef” and “Zombie Disco Party.” Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry (literally, your character will cry in-game).

So, forget about Sarah Rukaj and come join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TehranUniProtestMCServer

19 year old, activism, civil disobedience, death, demonstration, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intensify, iran, Justice, mourning, political turmoil, PROTESTS, resistance, solidarity, STUDENT, Tehran University, TehranUniProtestMCServer, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE POPPIN’ LIKE A BUNCH OF POPCORN IN A MICROWAVE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND IT TURNED INTO A REAL-LIFE CASTLE!

ALSO, IF YOU JOIN, YOU GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND TALK IN SPANISH!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON STARTS A BOY BAND AND TAKES OVER THE SERVER! #SAVEOURBLOCKS #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

NATOvsZelenskyCraft

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOvsZelenskyCraft, Peacekeeping, president, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, battle russia and stuff? well, u found the right place, cuz on this server, we got zelensky warning russia and nato and all that crazy stuff.

join us and be a part of the epic battle between nations, build ur base, gather ur resources, and get ready to wage war on russia with ur minecraft skills.

who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in the virtual world? come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft land. u won’t regret it, trust me.

No Wrong Way Minecraft

Certainty, Clarity, Communication, Context, Conversation, cultural norms, dialogue, Etiquette, Implications, Intentions, interpersonal skills., Language, Minecraft, misunderstandings, phrases, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social cues, Subtlety, Tone, wrong

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Enchantments Applied:	175	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9892	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well, u came to the right place, my friend. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.

The Perch

claiming system, community-driven, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Graves, great community, hard mode, Ip:, Map, never-resetting map, perch, Perks, Player Warps, player-run shopping center, Playtime, Ranking system, Rent, sell claims, smp, Store, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	9336	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to The Perch Minecraft Server!

Server Details:
Sem-Vanilla
Community-Driven
Refreshing Custom Features

Core Features:

A ranking system based on playtime with perks
Intuitive claiming system with rent and sell ability
Active economy with player-warps
Never-resetting map in Hard mode
Graves spawn at death location

For more information and to join us, visit our server, Discord, Store and Map.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a safe environment.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, we have a fully player-run shopping center where you can set up your shop.
Are there any special events on the server?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to enjoy.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we value community feedback and often implement suggestions for new features.

We hope to see you join our great community soon! <3

Hololive Card Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Alternative Simulator, AUTOMATED, Beginners, CARD, card list, Competition, cover, Fans, HASHTAG, hololive, manual, Official Card Game, Online Simulator, online store, Price checks, Quest, rules, Set 3 Info, Spreadsheet, trading card game, twitter, Updates, Watame

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	237
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hololive OFFICIAL CARD GAME but in blocky form. We build and compete with fans, like, who wouldn’t wanna do that? Plus, there are rules and a card list spreadsheet, so you won’t get lost in the madness. And there’s an online simulator – automated, no less – and an alternative manual one if you’re feeling old school. Check out the Twitter hashtag for some spicy updates and hit up the JP online store for price checks. Set 3 is where it’s at, bro, don’t miss out on the fun!

CarCrashRoomieNoMore

apartment living, borrowing car, Boundaries, car accidents, car damage, Car Insurance, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair, car responsibility, car safety, CarCrashRoomieNoMore, Communication, damaged car, Dent, friendship boundaries, roommate, roommate conflicts, Scratch, shared living, trust issues

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of roommates who treat your car like a bumper car at the carnival? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own car out of blocks and never have to worry about dents or scratches again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life car borrowing drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only scratches you’ll find are from creepers exploding near your precious vehicle.

Don’t let your roommate’s reckless driving get you down – join our server and show off your car-building skills in a safe and dent-free environment. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the awkward conversations about who’s responsible for the damage ever again!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the car borrowing drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to build a virtual car than to deal with real-life car troubles caused by your roommate’s questionable driving skills.

SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-reflection journal prompts, self-reflection questions, self-reflection techniques, SelfDate, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3693	Orbs of Power Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4424	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4119	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5115	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	288	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!