Nautilus-Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	293
Emeralds Found:	1457	Ores Mined:	980
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crops Grown:	6858	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4094	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1457	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	5199
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	8413	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9385
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	6649	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8587	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16