| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 2332 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4971 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 82 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 218363 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3874 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 274 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
