| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5987 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 175 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
185.117.3.111
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1511 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8835 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4581 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5732 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 200 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8952 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Votes: | 2446 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4589 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 2159 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3241 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 105 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 286 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5348 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6344 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3484 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2585 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3696 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 355187 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9741 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3915 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
