| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2033 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6514 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2281 |
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8520 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9444 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1862 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4494 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5543 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4816 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1630 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3501 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7638 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2399 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 774 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4295 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2049 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6619 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
