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Deja Vu Minecraft SMP – Anon Thoughts

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Consciousness, déjà, deja vu, déjà vu phenomenon, Dejavu, dreams, dreams interpretation, familiar situations, inexplicable events, Meaning, Memory, Minecraft, mysterious experiences, puzzling occurrences, smp, strange feelings, strange occurrences, strange sensations, Thoughts, thoughts on deja vu, uncanny experiences, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	248
Mines Excavated:	4655	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Ever get that feeling of deja vu? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be experiencing it all the time! Join us for a wild ride filled with mysterious dreams and hidden meanings. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe while building your epic base. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and embark on a journey like no other!

MomVsGFYosemiteVacay

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family expectations, Guilt, indian parents, long term girlfriend, Marriage, MomVsGFYosemiteVacay, parental approval, relationship struggles, transparency, Ultimatum, Yosemite trip

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Indian parents who just don’t understand your long-term Mexican girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and a chance to build your dream world where cultural differences don’t matter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!

Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!

RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9320
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	1304
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4061	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	1194
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Potions Brewed:	88
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	2177	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3632
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5