so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Buildings Constructed: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 2132 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
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  • ””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

    ””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

    But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial burdens? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself! Build your dream house without worrying about your sister’s garbage mountain or your mom’s money troubles.

    On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.

    So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 841 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 381
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 89 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 149 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Emeralds Found: 1218
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Potions Brewed: 26
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 169

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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